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"Love was... love was... Now I'm pissed!!!" Джек Николсон в "As good as it gets"

LOVE IS..............

........holding her head above the toilet...

........helping him write suicidal note...

........finding her vene...

........faking EPT-test...

........doing her budget for her...

........asking him out nicely. twice. with a gun...

........calling cops when she is violent..

........making dinner for two when he is away...

........critisizing her lesbian lover...

........sending "It's a boy!" note when he's due for parole...

........cutting phone line to get her attention...

........faking it because you're not in the mood after he was not in the mood...

........arguing that "treasure is not of gold or jewel"...

........whispering "You're angel" to her sister...

........telling him "We are out of condoms". nicely. twice. with a gun...

........promising "I'll be back" after break up...